Monday, May 19, 2008

Dear President Bush,

Thank you very much for my economic stimulus package. Seriously, Thank you.

It will allow me to pay off the Dr. and the Lab from my cancer scare earlier this year.

Maybe they'll use the money I give them to stimulate the economy.



1 comment:

Amy Sedaris said...

I get the feeling that these checks are a huge mistake.

But I'm still taking my check of course. Hopefully it will help me get through 2 weeks haha. Either that or pay for my healthcare.