Goodbye old friend

> I've been angry with you for quite some time, but your poor
> performance is my fault for not maintaining you properly. You've
> been replaced by someone new and better. So much better. Now that I
> can get rid of you, I can get rid of my desk. This means I can move
> my dresser, and get another bookshelf. I can't wait til tomorrow
> when I drop you off at goodwill and never have to look at you again.
>